Despite the brilliantly coordinated facebook invite, its alluring picture of Genesis the Angel Goddess, and the elaborate decorations stuck to the walls, the 416 Pink-Out did not attract anyone over the age of 16. One can only guess the reason for the shortfall. Maybe the theme sounded like a children's tea party, maybe people thought we were repeating our "high school house party" theme, maybe St. Patrick's day had worn everyone out, or maybe everyone was at Necto...
EDIT************************Mystery Solved*****************************
Apparently this guy was luring kids in with balloons and candy.
************************************************************************************Regardless of the reason, I want to give props to some very special people who did show up:
#1 Puke-cup kid: The guy that threw up all over the living room, but tried to catch some of it in various plastic cups before he was personally asked to leave by each of the roommates.
#2 Bathtub pisser: This time it wasn't Ass, she learned to use the toilet. This guy pissed in the upstairs bathtub before getting bitched out so hard, I'm not sure if this kid will ever be able to pee again.
Even though all of the roommates had left the house by 2:00 am. (Except the Black Widow, who passed out upstairs much earlier), one of the roommates noted that the party was a
"major victory for the 12+ high schoolers that managed to find their way to our house and hook up on the couch next to the vomit-cup kid"One can only hope that the next party lives up to the 416 reputation, but for now I think the roommates better stick to the bars...
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